All about me

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Alex Lacy please stand up?
We’re going to have a problem here

Y’all act like you never seen a hipster before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin’ her ass worse than before they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It’s the return of the “Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”